Saturday, August 28, 2010

I Set My Friends On Fire - ASL + lyrics

Enjoy! I said, I saw it coming Where did you see it!? Where did you see it!? Why are you panting baby? Is it to hard to keep up with what you said? From the outskirts of common sense this is extremely uncommon.(anonymous voices; anonymous voices) So many lights ahead, if only we kept our eyes open. But now I understand that even if I was blind I could have clearly seen how filthy you really are. Sure. It would have been an excellent story, but I had to get up off the train. Get up, jump off with me, hold my hand and I'll explain everything. If only it was that easy story teller.. Would you mind never speaking to me again? I would like for you to remain a myth.( close the book burn it up) Tell me another lie, That it's all going to be ok, eating up every word you say, It's starting to taste good. I haven't heard one thing you have said; this whole time you were talking I was to busy picturing you dead. If I were to end abruptly, would it leave you wanting more?(wait for it, wait for it)

Friday, August 27, 2010

Superhead Karrine Steffans Tossed In the Trash

the video vixen Karrine Steffans better known as superhead getting thored in the garbage.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

The Cosmo Kama Sutra: 77 Mind-Blowing Sex Positions

The Cosmo Kama Sutra: 77 Mind-Blowing Sex Positions Review



My hubby and I bought this, and it's great. I have been showing him pictures of the things we can do, and he is super excited to try them. What I love about this book in particular is it's couple friendly approach - you are not blasted with soft core porn, but also given enough information to get the idea of the how positions work. Some of the poses look like you need to be a contortionist, but really, the illustrations are to demonstrate what you are doing, not what it is going to look like in the process of the deed. This book is wonderful for inspiration you can either use their positions, or use these positions as a spring board for your own. I highly recommend this book.



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The Cosmo Kama Sutra: 77 Mind-Blowing Sex Positions Overview


The Cosmo Kama Sutra was the first in Cosmo’s wildly successful line of fun, fearless, and sexy books—and readers have snatched it up in droves. With 14 printings of the hardcover slipcased edition, this bestseller is now available in a great new format with a stunning effect: A paper-engineered “Venetian blind” reveal on the front cover. Pull the tab and it opens and changes the view from the book’s title to a partial view of one of the 77 hot positions. It’s a playful design that perfectly captures Cosmo’s approach to sex while offering a tasteful retail display.

One thing hasn’t changed: Inside, the book is steamy as ever with fully-illustrated specially commissioned drawings and detailed instructions to help maximize pleasure…for both partners. All 77 positions—from the Wanton Wheelbarrow to the Passion Pretzel to the Romp with a View—come with a “Carnal Challenge” rating to indicate the degree of difficulty. Add to that a slew of sex tips, and you’ve got a torrid tour-de-force that will be as much fun to give as to receive!

 




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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

MCC Read From COP WITHOUT A BADGE: PART 3 (from Real Housewives of New Jersey)

WATCH THROUGH THE END, as there is a special message for Danielle. The third & last installment of MCC reading from COP WITHOUT A BADGE (as seen on Real Housewives of New Jersey). In front of his child. Because kids need to know this stuff. Read by Michael Cyril Creighton Shot and Edited by Jim Turner **To All Who Have Watched- Thanks for the kind messages and great response. I do, however have terrible news. Here it is: I'm not perfect. I am pronouncing his name incorrectly."Maher" rhymes with "Car" ...or "Prostitution Whore" if you are from New England

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

G-Unit - I smell pussy

G-Unit - I smell pussy Add Me profile.myspace.com

Monday, August 23, 2010

What Men Don't Know About Oral Sex Could Fill a Book

Oral sex is the ultimate expression of affection between a man and a woman. You can't get more intimate than having your face buried in someone's genitals. Performing oral sex on a guy is pretty straightforward. Women are much more complicated creatures. The fact that there are so many guides and articles written about cunnilingus illustrates how much confusion there is on the subject.

Since only a small percentage of women achieve orgasm during intercourse it pays to have a backup plan. Even better, let cunnilingus be your Plan A. With women, achieving orgasm through oral sex is largely mental. Not much can happen unless the brain is engaged. And all the technique in the world won't lead to a favorable outcome if she is not properly warmed up and at ease.

Five Do's and One Don't For the Orally Challenged

• DO make it clear that you love the way she feels, tastes and smells.
• DO stress to her that there is no rush - all she has to do is relax and enjoy.
• DO start slowly - let her body language guide how fast or slow
• DO keep doing what you're doing if you hit a good spot.
• DON'T stop to ask how it's going. Breaking the rhythm is a guaranteed mood killer.
• DO use your fingers sparingly - fingers in surprising places can be both distracting and annoying.

Some men view oral sex as a one way street. If you expect and enjoy receiving you should make an effort to gain some oral skills. Ideally, couples should be able discuss what feels good in a neutral setting away from the bedroom. Imagine how great your love life will be once you have perfected the art of orally pleasing the woman in your life.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Authors@Google: Scotty McLennan

For the millions of people who identify as liberal Christians. In McLennan's bold call to reclaim ownership of Christianity, he advocates a sense of religion based not on doctrinal readings of scripture but on the humanity behind Christ's teachings. He addresses such topics as intelligent design, abortion, same sex marriage, war. torture and much, much more. As he says in the Preface, "We liberal Christians know in our hearts that there is much more to life than seems to meet the rational eye of atheists; yet we find it hard to support supernatural claims about religion that fly in the face of scientific evidence."